WARNING! GIFSplosion ahead!
So I’m sure many of you already know the store of sleazy, creepy, privacy-violating fuckwad Craig Brittain.
This sorry excuse for a primate once owned a revenge site, but the Federal Trade Commission has taken that down. And good on them. Among his many crimes, Craig pretended to be a woman to get nude pics of women online and then posted those pics to his website. When they demanded that he take them, he agreed to do it only if they paid him exorbitant fees.
And when it became public, he blamed his victims. Saying they wanted it, among other things.
Well now… guess what?
Craig Brittain, that slimy shitlord, wants Google to remove any and all links that include his picture and the story of what happened to him.
Phew!
Oh…
Oh god…
I think I busted a lung…
Hold on…
Okay… I think I’m good…
…
…
Anyways…
Let me quote from the Ars Technica article:
Craig Brittain—the former operator of revenge porn site IsAnybodyDown.com—is invoking the Digital Millennium Copyright Act (DMCA) in a bid to remove 23 links in all—an irony-filled DMCA takedown request that Google is ignoring. One of the links renders the FTC’s press release in January about its enforcement against Brittain. Another is a link to Ars’ story about the FTC’s move: “Sleazy ‘revenge porn’ site is banished to settle federal charges.”
In addition to claims that the links contain “unauthorized” information about him, Brittain asserts “unauthorized use of statements and identity related information. Unauthorized copying of excerpts from isanybodydown.com. Using photos which are not ‘fair use.'”
This is fucking beautiful.
How’s it taste, Craig? How’s that Karma taste? Does it taste good? ‘Cause that’s what that is, fuck nugget. It’s Karma. And it just served you good.
And fair use? FAIR USE?
Says the sleazy shitstain who published photos of women and their contact details without their permission.
His site, Is Anybody Down, is now a blog page, on which he has released a statement. In that statement, he makes the following assertion:
“We do not live in a sexist, racist, homophobic, misogynistic ‘rape culture.’ We live in one of the most diverse countries in the entire world (in the United States), where everyone is afforded equal opportunity to succeed based upon their merits.”
Are you fucking kidding me? YOUR SITE IS THE EVIDENCE THAT YOU’RE FULL OF SHIT!
But I can’t stay mad because… you know why?
That’s right. I think I’m gonna make myself a big old Schadenfreude Pie
But small slices, of course…
and bathe in Craig’s
Because this is just too damn good.
Oh and, if you’re wondering whether or not Google acquiesced to his requests, the obvious answer is
So Craig?
Everyone else?
Laugh. Laugh like you’ve never laughed before. Enjoy.
And as a final FUCK YOU to Craig, here are ALL the sites he demanded be taken down:
01. http://www.ftc.gov/news-events/press-releases/2015/01/website-operator-banned-revenge-porn-business-after-ftc-charges
02. http://adamsteinbaugh.com/2013/04/05/craig-brittain-shuts-down-isanybodydown-renames-it-obamanudes-com/
03. http://www.vice.com/read/ftc-bans-craig-brittain-from-ever-operating-a-revenge-porn-site-again-999
04. https://gigaom.com/2015/01/29/ftc-shuts-down-revenge-porn-operation-but-imposes-no-fine/
05. https://www.federalregister.gov/articles/2015/02/06/2015-02375/craig-brittain-individually-analysis-of-proposed-consent-order-to-aid-public-comment
06. http://www.theverge.com/2015/1/29/7947601/isanybodydown-operator-ftc-ban
07. http://blogs.westword.com/latestword/2013/05/revenge_porn_craig_brittain_is_anybody_down.php
08. http://www.computerworld.com/article/2877799/ftc-targets-operator-of-revenge-porn-site.html
09. http://www.mirror.co.uk/news/technology-science/technology/revenge-porn-kingpin-craig-brittain-5069664
10. http://www.ftc.gov/enforcement/cases-proceedings/132-3120/craig-brittain-matter
11. https://www.popehat.com/2015/01/29/the-feds-reach-a-settlement-with-craig-brittain-revenge-pornster-and-extortionist-behind-is-anyone-down/
12. https://nakedsecurity.sophos.com/2015/01/30/isanybodydowns-craig-brittain-banned-from-the-revenge-porn-business/
13. http://antiviral.gawker.com/the-bizarre-excuses-of-a-revenge-porn-kingpin-1682760078
14. http://arstechnica.com/tech-policy/2015/01/sleazy-revenge-porn-site-is-banished-to-settle-federal-charges/
15. http://www.huffingtonpost.com/2015/01/29/revenge-porn_n_6572836.html
16. http://www.scmagazine.com/craig-brittain-violated-ftc-act-in-revenge-porn-scam/article/395316/
17. http://mymeedia.com/stages/tech/post/7076828
18. http://abcnews.go.com/Technology/wireStory/ftc-settles-case-revenge-porn-site-operator-28587882
19. http://www.koaa.com/story/27988864/news5-investigates-federal-trade-commission-bans-colorado-springs-revenge-porn-website-operator
21. http://itsecuritynews.info/2015/01/30/isanybodydowns-craig-brittain-banned-from-the-revenge-porn-business/
22. https://www.reddit.com/r/GamerGhazi/comments/2u48hf/craig_brittain_revenge_porn_czar_ftc_reach/
23. http://www.salon.com/2013/04/05/craig_brittain_plans_another_revenge_porn_site/
24. http://www.forbes.com/sites/thomasbrewster/2015/02/06/revenge-porn-apology-craig-brittain/
Disclosure: Every single one of these gifs came from the comments section on Jezebel’s article. Also, the quote from Craig’s statement at his blog page, and the reaction gif I used for it, is directly lifted from this specific comment at Jezebel.
I have to cite my sources.
ALWAYS CITE YOUR SOURCES!
*cough*
Nathan Hevenstone
Atheism, Music, and More... 
I love the “Go fuck yourself” gif.
Good one Nate.
I almost want some of that pie.
This cheered me up immensely! Thanks!
LOLtacular, nice one Nate. 🙂